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“Hey guys, how’s it going? Wow, it’s really great to be here. First off, I’d to thank my Mom Veeflower, my sister Bunnyjo who first got me into the business, my other sister Shortensweet, for, um, the servitude I guess, and especially, the love of my life, Trophywife, who’s supported me every step of the way. Thanks to all my fans, and everyone else who contributed to the project over the last year, none of this would have been possible without any of you – you guys rock! Last but not least I’d like to give a shout out to the man upstairs, my Creator-God. It’s been a great year, for real, and looking back over it is kind of a blur, but I get these warm, girl-like feelings in my heart, kinda like what your lady feels when you’re watching a Julia Roberts movie, and you look over and there’s this little teardrop on her cheek. But, it’s all good. I remember when I started this thing, I thought it’d be like a cyberspace talk-show, but then, after like a month, I figured out how gay that was and changed things up, then it really started to take off. At first I was posting stuff that some of the fans felt was like this hostile religious rhetoric, so then I vanilla-fied my topics, and only thought the hostile stuff. Hah! Good times. . . Yeah, the project has always had a sort of an identity-crisis going on. I’ve changed everything along the way, the only thing that stayed the same was my sexy profile picture. I might tinker with things here and there, but I know when not to mess with perfection. The banner, though, I mean, come-on. I’ve never been happy with that. This is where I need y’alls help. Vince, tell ‘em what’s going on.”
Thank-you Chilldaddy. It is a privalege for me to announce the ‘Choose-a-Chill’ Banner contest. That’s right, ladies and gentlemen, this is your opportunity to help the helping hand. This is where you to tell the chill what’s cool. You get to fuel the future, by choosing Chilldaddy’s next banner. Simply select your favorite banner from the options above, and cast your vote in the comments section. Once all votes are in, Chilldaddy himself will count them out and change his banner to give his loyal supporters the one they want.*
*void where prohibeted. prices subject to tax, title, and license fees. winners agree to mow Chilldaddy's lawn for six weeks of his choosing