I'm having a meltdown
click on the comments for an explanation - more pics when I reach my goal
posted by Big Plain V at 11:08 AM
Saturday, August 18, 2007
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Chilldaddy spoke about:
- More tenth
- Our tenth anniversary
- Obesity Sensitivity
- Mood and Strategy
- Thoughts on Potter
- True life: Move over Spiderman, this guy is my ne...
- A distant future. A utopian society. The Age of ...
- A long long time ago....
- Guess what? I'm getting a story published.
- update
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9 Callers:
Wow! How are you doing it? Congrats.
OMG! When I looked at picture #1 I totally thought that was your dad! I wondered why you would put him on your manly, handsome, buff blog reveal! It looks good, daddio.
Here's the story - in the last few years, I've caught sleep apnea, hypertension, boderline diabetes, and lower back pain. Everytime I went to my doctor for a new diagnosis, he'd give me a distasteful sneer and say, "You know, that'd probably get better if you lost a few pounds."
How 'bout fifty you jackass?
When I go in next, he'll blubber and rave and apologize profusely and I'll hold up my hand in his face. "It matters not, my good man, for you have lost me as a patient... I must now go into the world and retain a physician who is compassionate, understanding, and above all, fatter than me at all times."
(I eat very very carefully, lift weights three times a week, and spend countless boring hours on the elliptical in my garage.)
Absolutely great, CD!
That is an amazing achievement.
Way to go Chill! That'll learn that dumbutt doc to be more sensitive. ;)
HUBBYMAN SAYS: CAN A STEPFATHER FOLLOW IN HIS SON'S FOOTSTEPS (SORT OF)?? WE'LL SEE.....
Thank-you, one and all. I'm within a few pounds of my goal now, and am starting to transition over to muscle-building workouts and nutrition. Soon I'll post some side views - much more dramatic, considering I looked pregnant (got the stretch marks to prove it, look closely at the first pic).
Wowzers! you've done an amazing job. No more stretch marks, smaller belly button. Excellent work. And has it helped all those symptoms?
I don't know about my high pressures and sugars cuz I haven't been back to the doctor yet, but the joint pain's gone, I have ferocious energy, and I don't seem to need the C-pap anymore.
C-pap: a mask-like device that straps over your nose to pressurize the pharynx, thereby keeping an open airway during sleep. Closely resembles a noisy jockstrap worn over the face.
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