Rhyme Master Chill
I won second place in a limerick contest. Yea, go me. So I'm pretty famous now, there must've been like, thirty people at the stage where I gave my reading. I even signed my first autograph (actually a doctor from the audience wanted me to write my limerick down for her, she didn't really even ask for my name - it'll make sense after you watch the video). Other accolades included a huge cash prize of 25 dollars and two free tickets to the Michigan Irish Music Festival last weekend which was incredible and which is also incidentally where I gave my reading at the back stage where people didn't care to go because a really good Celtic-rock band that I would have liked to have heard was playing on the mainstage which you can almost hear in the video when I'm in-between lines of limerick funniness but what would have been a really good prize would have been unlimited free Guiness.
Guiness, as it turns out, is pretty tasty.